By: Scoop Stanton
I told you how I got to meet one of my childhood idols, Dwight Schultz! I told Ed that I definitely wanted to book Dwight on the show! We were going to do it last week at our mutual friend’s Tony Sabio’s house but I had to head to Yhanundasis to take care of dad! So we agreed to next week. I texted Tony and he said we’ll do it at the home of our mutual friend Kenn Burnett who lives an hour away! Dwight was still in! Since Dwight and I live close to one another I was going to drive him! Ed backed out the last minute as he’s been working and had to get up early the next morning! His loss!
I get to the Shultz home and Dwight comes out. He looked confused! He got the names of Ed and I confused! He was expecting a handsome man with a beard and got Scoop! As we’re heading to Kenn’s Dwight and I were having a great conversation. I warned Dwight that I don’t know what Walter and Mike might ask or talk about, but they like to talk trash and insult me! I then told Dwight about our lovely Spokesmodel Danila and missed my exit! I wasn’t even looking at my phone! Say it with me: “This is 75 Radio!”
A lovely picture of Danila for no reason! And yes, she is wiping down a sink!
We get to the lovely home of Kenn and I found out Kenn is a legitimate bad ass! Check out his website Whiskey, Weapons and Wisdom! Kenn knows whiskey and made me a cocktail of 1781 whiskey and ginger beer. I’m not saying it was good but I wanted to bathe in it! More about Kenn in a minute! We set up in his basement! Nice spacious room Dwight and I set up on his very comfortable loveseat, Tony is in a big chair and Kenn sits in a small hunter’s stool!
And were off! And Dwight is killing it! He told the story about how an asshole producer attempted to derail his acting career and being “fingered out” by producer Bruce Paltrow. Then Walter asked Dwight if Bruce Paltrow really fingered someone and didn’t make them happy! And Dwight did an hysterical response! All off the cuff! Then Walter asked if Paltrow had a casting couch like Harvey Weinstein! Schultz went into a hysterical response and said: “That’s life.” Walter replied: “And that is exactly what Weinstein is doing! Life!” I was howling at this point! Then Dwight mentioned that Harvey has issues with his testicles! After the news break I passed it over to Mike who found a way to insult me! For the last segment, we brought Tony on to talk about how some tranny that looked like a Howard Stern impersonator ad a few choice words for him. Tony handled it like a gentleman. I know me, Walter and Mike would have handled it differently. But this was a top five show in our history!
After the show, Dwight, Tony, Kenn and myself hung around for another hour talking about none of your business! I was silent as my wheels were spinning! I wanted Dwight to come on as much as he wants, Tony to come on after he wins in November and not only did I want to book Kenn, but I wanted to do my show here! And move in! Kenn knows about whiskey and firearms! And he wanted to another show at his place because he can find a way to rig up the sound without the microphones and headphones based on the technology Liberty News Radio uses! Meanwhile I’m still rubbing the CD on my shirt before I stick in my laptop! The idea is the four of us with Walter and Mike have a roundtable discussion! Hopefully without fingers and Harvey Weinstein’s testicles! And what’s funny is that Kenn introduced me to Tony who introduced me to Dwight! On the ride home I had another great conversation with Dwight! What a storyteller! I hope Dwight and I stay in close contact. Forget his acting and radio career Dwight is a great guy!
