BREAKING NEWS: RUSSIA INVADES US UNIVERSITY! KASH PATEL INVOLVED!

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Yesterday MS Now reported that Kash Patel was in Russia! He was probably conspiring with Putin on overthrowing the United States! Then it turns out that Patel was at Liberty University in Lynchburg, VA!

Did the Russians conspire with Patel to invade Liberty University like in the movie Red Dawn!?

All kidding aside this is another example how despicable and out of touch the dumpster fire media is. Comcast/NBC dropped MSNBC because it’s so toxic. As for us we’re three dudes living in different states that get together once a week on Saturday night! And not only are we accurate, but we also report news as it happens and the jokes we do turns out to be true! That’s the difference between us and them!

We report the news before it happens. Not predict; report!

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By: Scoop Stanton

The title of this post is a common saying I use for a number of news stories we got out either before all the media caught it or before it even happened! Such news stories include: the war on cops, George Zimmerman, Ferguson, COVID, and the 2020 election. Yesterday was no exception. We reported on the US Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle was forced out of her job. We also said upon her return to DC to look for a sugar daddy she needs to see Danila Rodrigues and company at DR Wellness and Aesthetics! Hours later, the New York Post reported that Guilfoyle would stay in Europe to look for a Sugar Daddy! Guilfoyle was once married to Gavin Newsome and engaged to Donald Trump! Something tells us the Ambassador wouldn’t be interested in a roofing salesman, letter carrier or high school teacher!

Why in the hell does this crap come true that has nothing to do with us meanwhile 75 Radio going to WABC and me marrying Danila still doesn’t happen!?

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Scoop have something in common!

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By 75 Radio Staff Writers

Well the US Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle was forced to step down as she is in a bit of hot water. Allegedly she asked a wealthy donor to wire her $100,000 to pay off her American Express so she can get the gig in Greece! Our own Scoop Stanton was in a similar predicament as his Rush Card was declined at a gentlemen’s club called “The Whack Shack” one Tuesday afternoon! Scoop’s bar tab was $100 and he had no way to repay the money. And everyone he contacted (Walter, Mike, Dani, Ed, James Edwards, etc.) either didn’t answer the phone or text or had already blocked him. The staff offered to cover his outstanding bill if he promised never to return!

But we have words of wisdom to Ambassador Guilfoyle when she returns to DC to find a sugar daddy. First Scoop Stanton is still available. But with his dead-end job and his bum paycheck and bad credit, he’s more of a “Salt Daddy.” Second, its obvious that she has had plastic surgery done. But; its time for a change. Ambassador Guilfoyle needs to go to DR Wellness and Aesthetics! DR Wellness and Aesthetics will make you look like a million dollars without spending a million dollars!

Again, if you want beauty go see someone who knows beauty! DR Wellness and Aesthetics! And they take cash!

That patent looks very familiar!

What does Mamdani have against Columbus!?

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Well New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani stuck his middle finger at Christoper Columbus again, like he did at a statue of Columbus in 2020 by boycotting every Columbus Day parade. It’s one thing if you are some millennial who was taught to hate Columbus, but when you’re the Mayor of a city with a location called “Columbus Circle!?” Half a millennia ago, Columbus took three small ships and tried to go to India and ended up in the Caribbean. Columbus proved the earth is not flat as well as chart a course for the new world! I guess Mamdani didn’t want to get booed! Here’s Hizzoner at the gay pride parade.

And here’s the Mayor at the “Blackhawk Down” Parade commonly known as the West Indian Day Parade!

So much for the mayor of all the people!