SEVEN FIVE RADIO

By: 75 Radio staff writers

During the New York Knicks victory celebration, the city placed orange and blue trash receptacles in Manhattan in honor of the New York Knicks. One of New York’s most intelligent, and classiest residents saw the once in a lifetime trash can and decided to empty the can in the street and take the can with her home. On the subway. The lady, Angie Baez was an executive at JP Morgan Chase. We say was because she lost her job when she decided to litter and steal a trach can! Ms Baez was Chase’s Executive Director at JPMorgan Chase, with a role focused on community and industry engagement.

The next time you have to pay Chase’s outrageous ATM fees, or have to pay Chase’s monthly fees for putting your money in their bank, or earn next to nothing with your accounts with Chase, just think; tons of fun was hired by Chase and drew a paycheck from Chase Bank! What’s funny is that Chase is not prominent in poor neighborhoods and caters to people with wealth! Baez is one to sponge off Chase’s charity while many other employees have to grind every day at Chase Bank.

Meanwhile, Scoop Stanton is going up to New York to try to meet Angie! Scoop has been striking out with the ladies forever! He claims that this is the hottest lady he’s had a chance with! And look, the little lady also loves throwing “duces” in front of the camera! He can offer a trip to Authur Ave in the Bronx with the dozens of food places! At least this one isn’t collecting Social Security!

“I’ll post your @#$%&* pic on Instagram if you pic needed posting.”

Walter Yurkiw has finally started an Instagram account! Now everyone can see what he posts on Instagram and Facebook! Follow him here! Hopefully Mr. Yurkiw will post much better things than his sidekick, Scoop Stanton who posts nothing but crap with the exception of pictures of the beautiful Danila! But Scoop ruins those photos by being in them! Here’s some of Scoop’s handiwork!

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The “Texas of Canada” Alberta has a measure to secede from the nation of Canada. The people of Alberta are sick and tired of being the Great White North’s piggybank. Alberta has a huge supply of oil sands. Over 160 billion barrels of oil sands! Albertans are also sick and tired of Ottawa ignoring the people of Alberta with their uber liberal policies that hurt the hard working people of Canada! We say: good! This nation was created because we told England to go pound sand, and half the nation seceded in 1861! We welcome Alberta to be America’s 51^st state! Here are 11 reasons to be part of the greatest nation on Earth

1. Like the character “Matt” from the “Saturday Night Live” skit with Walton Goggins: “Guns!” Your right to own and possess firearms shall not be infringed

1. Alcohol is cheaper. Canucks living near the border already buy Canadian beer in the US and bring back home!
2. You do have the right to for assembly and free expression. The American government won’t go after your bank accounts if you address your grievances with the American government
3. America has better medical care. You do have to pay for it, but your not waiting months for a simple operation.
4. The US has every type of climate imaginable. From Tropical in the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico to the deserts of Arizona and Navada to the bone chilling cold in Wisconsin, Wyoming and many other states
5. The US has amusement parks scattered all over the nation
6. American football is much better than Canadian football
7. America roughly the same amount of national holidays but the school systems take off for the Christian, Jewish and one Indian holiday!
8. Our radio stations can play any music from any performer from any nation. Our classic rock and roll stations are predominately English bands (Beatles, Rolling Stones, Who, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, Black Sabbath, Yes, David Bowie, Elton John, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Yardbirds, Cream, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Jethro Tull, Motorhead and Robin Trower)
9. America is the home of 75 Radio!  
10. There are places in America where you can learn to drive a car over 150 kph and fire fully automatic weapons!

Sunday a group of protestors who were not loved by their fathers were at Delaney Hall in Newark, NJ. These idiots were demanding all the fathers be released. Some lady was dancing at the entrance waving an upside-down American flag. One employee entering the facility in his Dodge Challenger couldn’t wait for her foolishness and pushed the young lady out of the way. Now the car was not travelling at a high rate of speed and pushed her out of the way. According to the New York Post, the person struck was from Minnesota!

And we all know damn well, these protestors are being paid by NGO’s and by people like George Soros. And these people live fall away from illegal aliens. And if American citizens were locked up in these nations, the foreign nationals wouldn’t lift a finger to help us behind bars!

By: Scoop Stanton

One year ago today, Mother Stanton was called home. When we got the sad news, my brother said she’s in a better place.  She certainly is. Last week Charlie LeDuff’s mother was called home. Charlie did a touching tribute to her better than anyone else. My mother had a lot in common with Charlie’s mother.

And to make things worse Mike Rakebrandt’s mother was also called home only a few months ago.  

There’s still not a day that I still don’t think about her. She has been there through thick and thin time and time again. She taught me so much and gave me so much.  She made sure bills were paid, laundry was done, kids were fed, homework was done and the kids made it to hockey, figure skating,  baseball, soccer, softball and football. With three small kids she decided to join the family and become a nurse! 

Even though she’s not with us I am still lucky. My mother was with me 99% of my life.  And two days before she passed, I was able to see her one last time and I wanted to tell her two very important things.  The first was a very private family matter which I was very happy to tell mom and the second and last thing I said to her was “I love you.” I knew when she got up there, she met family members she hasn’t seen in a while and finally got to meet John Lennon and George Harrison.  

But those of you who still have family with us, be sure to tell them you love them, and see them. Until we meet again.