By: Scoop Stanton
This past week, the 75 Radio Spokesmodel wanted to go up and see Pops Stanton! If the 75 Radio Spokesmodel wants to see dad, we’re seeing dad! The entire family was going to be up there.
Saturday, I roll up to the Rodrigues compound loaded her up and were off! She was just getting home from hanging out with the gals. So I decided to talk about my second favorite subject; me! Dani fell asleep before we got on the Beltway! And of course, my ex-wife calls. I’m madder than a Philadelphia Eagles fan being cut off at the Linc! After the frustrating phone call, Dani gives me advice on how to handle her! That’s why I love her!
We get up to the Stanton Compound and dad is visiting from the home. I am starving. We didn’t eat. The idea was get dad out of the shower, hop on the boat, get some food! We get on the boat and we bring the damn dog that has a shoe fetish. Last year the damn dog chewed up one of Dani’s shoes! We load up and we’re off.! Riding in the boat with Schreck Stanon is Captain Phillips is Driving Miss Daisey. Schreck is the only one to pilot the boat at speeds no greater than 5 knots! The weather was chilly so no Dani in a smoking hot bikini! We’re putt putting along and hit some waves and Dani was getting wet. I said: “Come over to the dry side of the boat.” She stayed on her side and continued to get wet!
Dad was getting cold so we headed back in, had to unload the boat, drop off the dog then go get food! I was very hangry! Dani was still pleasant. We went to one of the local greasy spoons and it looked like The Nutty Professor with Eddie Muphy. Well only the people with my last name! Dad went back with one of our cousins, and we went to the other watering hole in Yhanundasis called Swinging Richard’s as the Roadkill Grill had karaoke.
As were sitting at the bar, Dani fit right in with my siblings! I was smiling from ear to ear. Here’s this gorgeous, classy lady fitting in with my family. This scene reminded me of The Godfather. Dad’s the Don. And we have a Sonny, Fredo, Connie and a Michael. And Dani is Tom Hagan! Hagen was as smart or smarter than Michael. Then they all ganged up on me! All of them! Et tu Dani!? We made a smart decision and left early.
The next day Dani and I went to see dad. but we went to the wrong facility! JFC! We were 45 minutes from where dad was. Oops! On the ride home Dani was telling me how much of a good time she had and how the poor bartender got smoked. I said there was a rumor that he was gay. Dani said he was. I asked how the hell does she know!? She replied: “His eyebrows. His eyebrows are in better shape than mine!” WTF!?
We drove home without any issues, other not finding dad. As soon as I said: “Well I talked to Walter…..” Ms Rodrigues went into REM sleep!
I can’t begin to thank Dani for everything she’s done for me. She’s been with me for every whacky thing: 75 Radio, birthday parties, and visiting my family twice! I always say things happen for a reason!
Lucky dog!
