Danila IS a Stanton! (Sorry Dani)

By: Scoop Stanton

This past week, the 75 Radio Spokesmodel wanted to go up and see Pops Stanton! If the 75 Radio Spokesmodel wants to see dad, we’re seeing dad! The entire family was going to be up there.

Saturday, I roll up to the Rodrigues compound loaded her up and were off! She was just getting home from hanging out with the gals. So I decided to talk about my second favorite subject; me! Dani fell asleep before we got on the Beltway! And of course, my ex-wife calls. I’m madder than a Philadelphia Eagles fan being cut off at the Linc! After the frustrating phone call, Dani gives me advice on how to handle her! That’s why I love her!

We get up to the Stanton Compound and dad is visiting from the home. I am starving. We didn’t eat. The idea was get dad out of the shower, hop on the boat, get some food! We get on the boat and we bring the damn dog that has a shoe fetish. Last year the damn dog chewed up one of Dani’s shoes! We load up and we’re off.! Riding in the boat with Schreck Stanon is Captain Phillips is Driving Miss Daisey. Schreck is the only one to pilot the boat at speeds no greater than 5 knots! The weather was chilly so no Dani in a smoking hot bikini! We’re putt putting along and hit some waves and Dani was getting wet. I said: “Come over to the dry side of the boat.” She stayed on her side and continued to get wet!

Dad was getting cold so we headed back in, had to unload the boat, drop off the dog then go get food! I was very hangry! Dani was still pleasant. We went to one of the local greasy spoons and it looked like The Nutty Professor with Eddie Muphy. Well only the people with my last name! Dad went back with one of our cousins, and we went to the other watering hole in Yhanundasis called Swinging Richard’s as the Roadkill Grill had karaoke.

As were sitting at the bar, Dani fit right in with my siblings! I was smiling from ear to ear. Here’s this gorgeous, classy lady fitting in with my family. This scene reminded me of The Godfather. Dad’s the Don. And we have a Sonny, Fredo, Connie and a Michael. And Dani is Tom Hagan! Hagen was as smart or smarter than Michael. Then they all ganged up on me! All of them! Et tu Dani!? We made a smart decision and left early.

The next day Dani and I went to see dad. but we went to the wrong facility! JFC! We were 45 minutes from where dad was. Oops! On the ride home Dani was telling me how much of a good time she had and how the poor bartender got smoked. I said there was a rumor that he was gay. Dani said he was. I asked how the hell does she know!? She replied: “His eyebrows. His eyebrows are in better shape than mine!” WTF!?

We drove home without any issues, other not finding dad. As soon as I said: “Well I talked to Walter…..” Ms Rodrigues went into REM sleep!

I can’t begin to thank Dani for everything she’s done for me. She’s been with me for every whacky thing: 75 Radio, birthday parties, and visiting my family twice! I always say things happen for a reason!

Lucky dog!

You need to watch this entire video!

This is Marcus Coleman. He married an immigrant who went through the process of getting a Green Card which is not easy. In 2024 one of Coleman’s daughters was seriously injured by an illegal alien driving a tractor trailer! At a House Judiciary Subcommittee hearing on Immigration Integrity and Enforcement he let the Democrats have it!

Coleman eviscerated the Democrats on the panel. He criticized them for their policies of letting these people in and running wild but also no Democrat contacted or visited the Coleman family. Meanwhile Democrats couldn’t get to Downtown Baltimore fast enough to stand with Kilmar Garcia! Like Michael Savage always says: “Liberalism is a mental disorder!

Taking a bite out of the “Rotten Apple”

The US Department of Homeland Security arrested almost 2,200 illegal aliens in the City and State of New York, despite no help from the Mayor or Governor! And this is the same governor that signed an executive order prohibiting all law enforcement agencies in the state from cooperating with ICE!

It’s quite obvious that Kathy Hochul cares more about illegal aliens than taxpaying citizens. After all this is the same governor that allowed billions of taxpayer money to be sent on illegal alien asylum seekers! Kathy Hochul and Zohran Mamdani keep crying about affordability and housing for the poorest New Yorkers. If you get rid of people who are not allowed to be here, housing will be freed up and the demand will go down and the prices will also go down!

Howard Stern has the best agent!

Howard Stern recently signed a deal with HBO to stream his soon to be once a week show on the streaming service HBOMax. Why did HBO sign Stern? Content. HBOMax needs to have content. HBOMax has so much competition; Netflix, Peacock, Hulu, Disney, Amazon, Apple, Tubi, Paramount Plus and so on. Programming is no longer just for a 24-hour cycle, it’s now on demand which has no time limit. So these streaming services has to put something on its platform.

We are curious why HBO would put Sern on its platform. This is 2026, not 1995 when Stern was the self-proclaimed “King of all media,” Sten is currently on vacation until after Labor Day and will only produce one show a week! I guess he heard about our schedule. Stern has lost a huge chunk of his audience.

The reasons why he lost those people are large. First; he went from workingman Howard who’s stuck in traffic coming to work to Hollywood Howard. He pals around Jimmy Kimmel and hangs out in the Hamptons. Second: his politics shifted from moderate to liberal. He told Trump supporters don’t listen to him. The Trump supporters already stopped listening. Third: he doesn’t work. His listeners work at least five days a week. He doesn’t. Fourth: he refused to go toe to toe with Opie and Anthony. Back in the late 90’s Opie and Anthony were in PM drive time in New York number one in the ratings. Stern put a gag order on O and A. Stern didn’t want competition. Fifth: he treated his staff like garbage. Everyone who worked for Stern said he did absolutely nothing for them. Nobody had anything nice to say about him. People sacrificed the most productive years of their lives for him and he gave them nothing. And when John Melendez did get the gig with Jay Leno, Stern made him persona non grata! And finally, the show sucks. No more off color, edgy humor. No more Homeless Jeopardy, Dial a date or naked women. It’s kissing the ass of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris! It will be interesting to see the ratings on HBOMax.

No to Soundgarden

By: Scoop Stanton

On September 9th Soundgarden is scheduled to perform at the opening of the Seattle Seahawks game. As much as I love Soundgarden, I feel that Soundgarden should not perform! Lead singer Chris Cornell died in 2017. The band reunited in 2025 when they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

Taylor Momsen did the vocals then and on September 9th. For gigs like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or a tribute concert fine. But not for the Seahawks kickoff. Cornell was iconic and irreplaceable as Jim Morrison and Freddy Mercury. I don’t want Soundgarden go down the road like Lynyrd Skynyrd.