By: Scoop Stanton
75 Radio’s own exterminator/conspiracy theorist Mike Rakebrandt became under the weather! And of course, this tragedy turned into 75 Radio! He has a severe case of explosive diarrhea. I told him to stop smoking racoon poop! I copied and pasted it to the rest of the family. Charlie LeDuff wished me a speedy recovery. I forgot to say it was Mike, not me! Then LeDuff got pissed at me as he was thinking about me and praying for my speedy recovery! Walter texted Mike to get well fast, or he will have to be nice to me! Mike texted that will never happen! Then there’s Danila! 75 Radio’s spokesmodel and angel. She reached out to Mike and wished him a speedy recovery!
Even with one of family members down, we do exactly what we would do if it was Saturday night! That’s why I love each and everyone at 75 Radio! I wanted a talk radio show and instead got another family. The only thing I would change is a big fat contract, but I’m working on it!
Mike! get well quickly! 2026 is going like gangbusters! Every show this year is a banger! We got St Patrick’s Day, our anniversary show, and our birthday show! We need you to continue to destroy Tim Walz, and some people want you to continue to make fun of me. I don’t know why? I’m doing the best out of all of us! We love you and just like the Allman Brothers Band, the only way out is to quit or die!
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