I’m running! (As a Democrat)

I hear by announce that I Peter “Scoop” Stanton will run for the office of President as a Democrat! Here is my platform as a Democrat.

No immigrant is illegal. I will abolish ICE and stop all detention of undocumented immigrants. I will also stop all border wall funding.

I will oppose any and all voter suppression. No ID, no problem!

I will oppose any and all school choice.

I will cut military funding by 50%

I will increase Capital Gains Tax by 50%. The rich must pay their fair share.

I will reimpose Obamacare.

I will demand all guns be registered. I will ban all semi automatic pistols, and rifles.

I will make all college affordable.

I will make sure all LGBTQMTANYCT members of the military fully integrated.

Of course I don’t believe any of this bullshit. But neither do most of my opponets. I really want to run for office to get rich. Like all the other Demorats. Look at the Clintons and Obama’s. Out of office, living in multimillion dollar homes, far away from the ghetto! Hell, Bernie Sanders owns 3 homes and drives a high end European sports car! Livin’ the dream!