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75 Radio storms the DMV

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By: Scoop Stanton

This weekend 75 Radio was all over the DMV. Not the place where you register your car, but the District of Columbia, Maryland and Virginia.  And I saw “eeeevvveeerrrryyyone!”

First, the kids and I met up with Ed Huebner for the Georgetown Fordham football game. Ed is a Fordham alumni and played for Fordham on the gridiron. Both teams were not that good. Ed wanted to be put in. He was actually bigger than most of the defensive line! Georgetown was slightly better than the Rams. Worst part; no beer! A football game with no beer is like going to a gentleman’s club with no entertainment! But since two people from 75 Radio are there, it’s a 75 Radio event. Hey, those are the rules!

I dropped off the kids and headed up to pick up my friend Lisa. Like every other lady I hang out with, Lisa is a hot. bad ass boss lady. And like every woman I meet, I disappoint them simply by opening my mouth.  The crazy thing about Lisa is that she runs in the same circles as me and knows everyone I know! And we haven’t met until June of this year! 

We roll up to WINO in Arlington, Virginia for Barry Morgenstein’s book party for Rock and Soul which Barry promoted on 75 Radio. Alessandra Griffitt and Brian Sussman along with Shelly Morgenstein were also there. And Lisa knew everyone!

On Facebook I told Barry no pop music at WINO and when I enter I want “Ain’t Wasting Time No More” playing. And sure as shit, I see DC Mike Echo spinning the ipod and he recognized me before I recognized him. And he played the song! Don’t know if it was a coincidence or not. I’ll take it!

After a couple of cocktails it was time to head to Maryland for Eliza Nguyen’s Friendsgiving Birthday Party. Since it was close to Thanksgiving, Eliza thought it would be nice if it was a Thanksgiving theme. There were plenty of tables for all the people. Kudos to Eliza and everyone for putting it together.

And of course, 75 Radio Spokesmodel Danila Rodrigues was there looking like her typical bad assed self! And since myself and Ms. Rodrigues were there its’ now a 75 Radio event!

The party was going full tilt. Then it was time to go to overdrive. I asked Dani if she wanted to come on. She wanted to have a good time, so she declined! But, she will get some shout outs! As I’m getting my stuff ready walking outside, I saw Dani dancing her ass off! That diverted my attention. Luckily I was walking slowly because I ran into the screen door! Similar to when allegedly Donald Trump ran into a glass door looking at some girls in bikinis!

I get the show up and running. We’re talking about the Epstein nothing burger, and Elisa comes over for the next segment. She kills it! Another gentleman comes on named Kenneth. Kills it! Then at the halfway point we lost our internet feed and I have to phone it in! But Tammy Eanes comes on and confirms that I did wear a bedazzled G-string last year!

As the show goes on, I lose contact with the studio. I hear absolutely nothing, so I say: “Ground control to Major Tom?” A short time later I’m back on with Walter and Mike. Thank God they are on the air! We cross the finish line and I pack up, I walk through the dance floor with my box looking like I just got fired clearing my desk. Across the basement I see Danila sitting down on a huge ottoman which gave me an idea. I threw my box upstairs and grabbed Dani. “Dani I need to borrow you for 10 seconds.” I told her what I wanted to do and she thought it was a good idea. Look, I don’t know much, but I do know a good photograph of Danila when I see one.

Now here’s why Danila is the only choice for our Spokesmodel. As I was taking the photograph, a dude who saw me do radio take the lovely photo of Ms. Rodrigues. He asked me who was that!? I said that Danila. She’s the spokesmodel for the radio show. “Whaaaaaaaaat!?” I said that’s Danila. She’s our spokesmodel for our radio show. I then gave a business card and said to check it out! We did our “Irish goodbyes” and made our way home.

I need to thank everyone I saw this weekend. It’s because of you I’m in a much better place than 5 years ago. I am currently living my best life. The reason why I attend all these functions is the people. If someone was going to have beer at a dumpster fire, I’m there. You are the best the DMV has to offer. Not the politicians, not the media types or other people who think they are something. All of you bring the best out of me. For that I say thank you!

A perfect day!

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Source: Danila Rodrigues

By: Scoop Stanton

Saturday we didn’t have a show because myself and Danila drove up to Yahnundasis, NY to meet the family! The Stanton family. Danila was dressed impeccable as usual. One of the best dressed ladies period. Traffic was light, conditions were clear. On the ride up Danila apologized to me as she had to contact her customers at DR Wellness and Esthetics. I found out that she can perform nose jobs without surgery! And she can get rid of the bags under your eyes. The ads you see on Fox News is Snake Oil. She also pays attention to detail to all of her clients! I told her no reason to apologize as it was either take care of your clients or hear me talk about the Doors PBS special from 1969! We first rolled up to Wynn Hospital to visit Pops Stanton. Pops was funny as hell and Dani was as nice as can be to the elder Stanton. Both took a liking to each other instantly.

Next was to the Stanton compound. Schreck Stanton was walking the dog with the WTF look on his face. Schreck was a big, smelly, mean, Oger that lived in the woods! This one has my last name. He wasn’t used to seeing his brother with such a beautiful lady! Or a beautiful lady up there! Schreck had the boat ready. We changed our clothes and we were off! Note: I did not, repeat did NOT wear a bedazzled g-string (Mike)! We headed on the boat to a greasy spoon. Schreck was actually decent. He didn’t talk trash…..much! After our very late lunch back on the boat headed to a place called the Sandbar. I was psyched as this was not only be the first time the boat had more than the usual two fat drunks, but two fat drunks and a gorgeous woman on board! We pull up and Dani was the hottest lady there by far! Now New York State allows men and women to go topless! And I saw some big boobs! My brother’s! Ugh! But Dani looked absolutely amazing in her one piece! Luckily my brother was going to wear the same one but it was in the wash! We were drinking beer and hanging out. The weather was perfect. No wind, no humidity. My brother loves playing Bob Seger on Spotify. I hate Bob Seger. I kept bringing up The Soft Parade song by the Doors! We were going to head in and Dani saw the sun setting behind the mountains and decided to take some pictures. I now know how the sound engineers felt when “Exile on Main Street” or “Physical Graffiti” was being recorded: perfection. Dani was posing for pictures looking amazing! Simply amazing! And I had a front row seat! This was the greatest moment of my life! This was better than the time I met Ray Manzerek and Robbie Krieger! I was doing my part and taking some of them:

Here’s a link of the pic with The Soft Parade on TikTok! It occurred to me that modeling and photography are art forms. I couldn’t do what Danila was doing. She was sexy and classy at the same time. After we got back on land it was karaoke night at the Roadkill Grill! Dani got changed and looked amazing as usual, the Stanton brothers looked……….human. We mosey on down and it was a packed house. The bar’s ownership greeted us with open arms as usual. Schreck took his seat like Norm Peterson in “Cheers.” Dani and Schreck ordered beer and I drank………soda. I was having such a great time that I didn’t want to be “overserved” and do or say something more awkward than usual and I didn’t want to drive home hungover again. Talk about a long ride home! The karaoke singers were God awful. And the sound system was loud. Two drunks butchering “Careless Whisper” by Wham! Welcome to Yahnundasis Dani! So we said our goodbyes and left at a reasonable hour. Schreck walked home 90 minutes later.

The “This is 75 Radio” moment came when my father’s dog got a hold of Dani’s new sandal!

Again, it was a perfect day I didn’t want it to end. It was a great day with the family.

They ruin everything!

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By: Scoop Stanton

This past Sunday I had to run to the grocery store to pick up a couple of items. This grocery store is the closest to my home and I don’t like it. But you can thank the left. First, the store used to have two entrances.

This particular store closed one of them because of all the people running out of the store with stolen merchandise. Then I saw this sign recently posted.

People are buying and selling EBT benefits! And we pay for that. Im pretty sure you don’t see that sign at Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s!

It gets even better. At the pharmacy inside the store there are plastic sheets over the counter. Its not from COVID, it’s to deter criminals from climbing over the counter and steal pharmaceuticals when the pharmacy is open!

Then there’s the store “security guard.” They now have a person stand by the one entrance from open to close to prevent sticky lingered customers from walking out with merchandise. Then there’s the detergent. Apparently in some neighborhoods Tide is used as currency. So now the Tide detergent is under lock and key! Just like baby formula and cigarettes!

Why is all this happening? Because the rich liberals who don’t have to suffer the consequences of the way they voted. The county I live in voted for a George Soros Commonwealth Attorney. He won’t prosecute crimes. So the police figure it’s a waste of time to lock up people for petty larceny, so the few who are still on the job can’t respond or won’t arrest! Then there’s the Sheriff. Democrat of course. Sheriff Fife won’t turn over illegal aliens unless ICE comes with a court order!

This is one store in one neighborhood. There’s no middle class here. They moved away. They can’t afford to live here. So slum lords rent these houses out to multiple families or they rent rooms in these homes turning them into Single Room Occupancy (SRO) places. You have grown adults sharing a house using the same bathroom! The county would rather zone development for McMansions than affordable housing. The county does not care about the middle class. Welcome to Washington, DC.

Arlington

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By: Scoop Stanton

I had my kids this weekend. So Sunday after lunch with their aunt, I decided to take the kids on the Metro and head to Arlington Cemetery. For those who live in DC, Arlington is the small, upper class, tony suburban area next to DC. For the rest of America Arlington is the cemetery of heroes.

We went in the screening entrance area. the first stop was the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We were fortunate to watch the changing of the guard. I explained to my kids that the tomb is guarded 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and those soldiers go through a selection process like no other.

The next stop was the grave of Major Audie Murphy. Murphy is the most decorated solider in US history. Murphy attempted to enlist in the Marines and was denied because of his height. The Army took him instead. And he kicked ass!

As you can see, some people still leave coins for Murphy as a sign of respect. I told my kids about the history of Murphy. Education and media are too busy praising people like George Floyd, Kim Kardashian and Bruce Jenner. I worked with one former soldier who was younger than myself had no idea who Murphy or Alvin York was!

Our final stop on our short visit was to the grave of President Kennedy.

I wanted to visit the Kennedy grave as I have a lot of respect for Kennedy. If Kennedy was alive today he would be to the right of Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan.

Our visit was way too short and I will bring my kids back once again to visit the final resting place of American heroes. Kudos to all the tourists who showed dignity and respect for the fallen.

Scoop suspended at his other job!

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Scoop left a Hot Pocket in the microwave to boot!

By: 75 Radio staff writers via the New York Post

A British Airways flight attendant (Peter “Scoop” Stanton} was found naked and dancing in a business class bathroom mid-flight on a superjumbo Airbus A380, and colleagues accused him of going on a drug-fueled bender.

The inflight fiasco unfolded when the unidentified male cabin crew member was nowhere to be found during meal time on a flight from San Francisco to London — prompting crew members to search for him on board, The Sun reported.

The flight attendant was eventually found naked and boogying in the Club World Cabin bathroom by the in-flight crew boss, the outlet reported.

Crew members were forced to dress the bare-bummed staffer in First Class pajamas and strap him down for the remainder of the ten and a half hour journey, the outlet said.

“The plane was cruising at 37,000 ft over the Atlantic, but this bloke seemed to be higher than anyone else,” one worker told the outlet. “We think the guy popped pills when he was meant to be working. It is an extraordinary thing to do,” they said.

The double-decker Airbus A380, the largest passenger plane in the world, packed with 470 passengers and crew, landed safely at London’s Heathrow Airport at 11 a.m. last Sunday, where cops and medics were waiting on the tarmac.

The party-loving flight attendant was then placed in a wheelchair and hauled off by police, the outlet reported. He has since been suspended, and BA told the outlet the investigation would be a police matter.

“Not only is it really dangerous, it is a crazy way to end your BA career. This job can do ridiculous things to people, but staging a one-man disco in a Club World toilet is a new one on me,” the fellow crew member said.

Scoop declined to give comment. Walter and Mike will have plenty to say on the June 7th episode of 75 Radio!