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He’s still on the air, and no one cares!

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The self-proclaimed “King of All Media” Howard Stern will remain on the air after all. For months rumors were flying all over that Stern’s contract with Sirius/XM would not be renewed. As for us, we remained silent because there was no official work from either Stern or Sirius/XM.

Stern was brilliant in remaining silent all summer as the buzz was building up to see if Stern was returning. Stern was supposed to return on September 2nd. But that was postponed until today. Then today Andy Cohen took over the microphone stating that Stern was no longer with Sirius/XM. Then later in the broadcast Stern came on the air and said he is still employed by Sirius/XM.

People in the industry and former fans were hoping that this was the end of Stern. The industry people wanted Stern’s gig. But, 30 years ago Stern could relate to his millions of male listeners as they have to slug it in to work, slug it back home, dealing with a nagging wife, kids and less than satisfactory sex life. Stern also had great talent including Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling and Billy West. Stern’s show was outrageous with members of the KKK, lesbians, and all sorts of impolite conversations. Then, Stern’s biggest rivals Gregg “Opie” Hughes and Anthony Cumia came on the scene in New York and Stern went to management at CBS and Sirius/XM to silence Opie and Anthony. Then as Stern started to amass his fortune, the stories of him including clearing the halls of Sirius/XM come out, Stern married a trophy wife, and there was the show itself. Stern went from blue collar to Hollywood. No more immature adult humor. Instead, listeners get to hear about Stern going to parties in the Hamptons, hanging out with A list Hollywood types and interviewing Hillary Clinton and Rosie O’Donnell. Needless to say, Stern’s listenership has declined with some saying he only gets 125,000 listeners per day. Stern is a shell of his former self. Someone put together a clip of Howard Stern berating Don Imus for staying in radio for too long. Anthony Cumia plays the clip and states that Stern did in fact turn into Imus who’s show was horrendous!

As for us, we won’t change. We’re still the same people since day one. Yes, Scoop may be able to sneak into some lovely parties with gorgeous ladies, but (unfortunately) it’s Scoop! But he takes us into those parties with photos and live broadcasts!

Run Dani!

A perfect day!

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Source: Danila Rodrigues

By: Scoop Stanton

Saturday we didn’t have a show because myself and Danila drove up to Yahnundasis, NY to meet the family! The Stanton family. Danila was dressed impeccable as usual. One of the best dressed ladies period. Traffic was light, conditions were clear. On the ride up Danila apologized to me as she had to contact her customers at DR Wellness and Esthetics. I found out that she can perform nose jobs without surgery! And she can get rid of the bags under your eyes. The ads you see on Fox News is Snake Oil. She also pays attention to detail to all of her clients! I told her no reason to apologize as it was either take care of your clients or hear me talk about the Doors PBS special from 1969! We first rolled up to Wynn Hospital to visit Pops Stanton. Pops was funny as hell and Dani was as nice as can be to the elder Stanton. Both took a liking to each other instantly.

Next was to the Stanton compound. Schreck Stanton was walking the dog with the WTF look on his face. Schreck was a big, smelly, mean, Oger that lived in the woods! This one has my last name. He wasn’t used to seeing his brother with such a beautiful lady! Or a beautiful lady up there! Schreck had the boat ready. We changed our clothes and we were off! Note: I did not, repeat did NOT wear a bedazzled g-string (Mike)! We headed on the boat to a greasy spoon. Schreck was actually decent. He didn’t talk trash…..much! After our very late lunch back on the boat headed to a place called the Sandbar. I was psyched as this was not only be the first time the boat had more than the usual two fat drunks, but two fat drunks and a gorgeous woman on board! We pull up and Dani was the hottest lady there by far! Now New York State allows men and women to go topless! And I saw some big boobs! My brother’s! Ugh! But Dani looked absolutely amazing in her one piece! Luckily my brother was going to wear the same one but it was in the wash! We were drinking beer and hanging out. The weather was perfect. No wind, no humidity. My brother loves playing Bob Seger on Spotify. I hate Bob Seger. I kept bringing up The Soft Parade song by the Doors! We were going to head in and Dani saw the sun setting behind the mountains and decided to take some pictures. I now know how the sound engineers felt when “Exile on Main Street” or “Physical Graffiti” was being recorded: perfection. Dani was posing for pictures looking amazing! Simply amazing! And I had a front row seat! This was the greatest moment of my life! This was better than the time I met Ray Manzerek and Robbie Krieger! I was doing my part and taking some of them:

Here’s a link of the pic with The Soft Parade on TikTok! It occurred to me that modeling and photography are art forms. I couldn’t do what Danila was doing. She was sexy and classy at the same time. After we got back on land it was karaoke night at the Roadkill Grill! Dani got changed and looked amazing as usual, the Stanton brothers looked……….human. We mosey on down and it was a packed house. The bar’s ownership greeted us with open arms as usual. Schreck took his seat like Norm Peterson in “Cheers.” Dani and Schreck ordered beer and I drank………soda. I was having such a great time that I didn’t want to be “overserved” and do or say something more awkward than usual and I didn’t want to drive home hungover again. Talk about a long ride home! The karaoke singers were God awful. And the sound system was loud. Two drunks butchering “Careless Whisper” by Wham! Welcome to Yahnundasis Dani! So we said our goodbyes and left at a reasonable hour. Schreck walked home 90 minutes later.

The “This is 75 Radio” moment came when my father’s dog got a hold of Dani’s new sandal!

Again, it was a perfect day I didn’t want it to end. It was a great day with the family.

They ruin everything!

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By: Scoop Stanton

This past Sunday I had to run to the grocery store to pick up a couple of items. This grocery store is the closest to my home and I don’t like it. But you can thank the left. First, the store used to have two entrances.

This particular store closed one of them because of all the people running out of the store with stolen merchandise. Then I saw this sign recently posted.

People are buying and selling EBT benefits! And we pay for that. Im pretty sure you don’t see that sign at Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s!

It gets even better. At the pharmacy inside the store there are plastic sheets over the counter. Its not from COVID, it’s to deter criminals from climbing over the counter and steal pharmaceuticals when the pharmacy is open!

Then there’s the store “security guard.” They now have a person stand by the one entrance from open to close to prevent sticky lingered customers from walking out with merchandise. Then there’s the detergent. Apparently in some neighborhoods Tide is used as currency. So now the Tide detergent is under lock and key! Just like baby formula and cigarettes!

Why is all this happening? Because the rich liberals who don’t have to suffer the consequences of the way they voted. The county I live in voted for a George Soros Commonwealth Attorney. He won’t prosecute crimes. So the police figure it’s a waste of time to lock up people for petty larceny, so the few who are still on the job can’t respond or won’t arrest! Then there’s the Sheriff. Democrat of course. Sheriff Fife won’t turn over illegal aliens unless ICE comes with a court order!

This is one store in one neighborhood. There’s no middle class here. They moved away. They can’t afford to live here. So slum lords rent these houses out to multiple families or they rent rooms in these homes turning them into Single Room Occupancy (SRO) places. You have grown adults sharing a house using the same bathroom! The county would rather zone development for McMansions than affordable housing. The county does not care about the middle class. Welcome to Washington, DC.