SEVEN FIVE RADIO

This is Byron Noem. Husband of Kristi Noem, the former Homeland Security Secretary. It turns out that Byron has a fetish called “bimbofication” where people enlarge their breasts to ridiculous sizes! Mr. Noem apparently chats it up with fetish models online. With this story breaking it makes us wonder if Secretary Noem was fired because of this, her fooling around with Corey Lewandowski!?

And according to our sources, Byron Noem was seen at the toxic waste dump that Scoop Stanton calls home.

By: Scoop Stanton

Well, thanks to the 8-year success of 75 Radio, we have received a very generous bonus from Liberty News Radio based on our ad revenue and ratings. Some of the things the money could have been used for include: A new truck for Walter, an expansion of DR Wellness and Aesthetics for Danila, college for all of Mike’s kids and retirement for Ed! Well, instead of that, I made a purchase. I bought a boat! I’m calling it the “Orca” from the movie “Jaws.” It looks a little like the Orca too. It’s not as quite as seaworthy per Coast Guard regulations, so with a little elbow grease, and the rest of the bonus money, she’ll be shipshape by December! I told the 75 Radio Spokesmodel next summer she’ll be laying on the deck getting a tan. Her response was: “Not without a tetanus shot, a life jacket and $1,000,000 in life insurance!” Next summer we’ll be doing shows live from the boat with a bunch of hot chicks! I want to thank everyone who helped us buy the pride of the fleet!

America’s largest county got just a little bit smaller according to the US Census. Los Angeles County, California once had 10 million residents. Now they are down to 9.7 million. And we know the people leaving Los Angeles are not the people who are a burden to the taxpayers. It’s the productive middle and upper class. When uber Hollywood liberals are moving out, Los Angeles you have a problem! And we already know why people are moving. Taxes, regulations, affordability, crime, bad schools, traffic, and deteriorating quality of life. Unfortunately these people who voted themselves out of prosperity are moving to our neighborhoods to ruin them!

By: Scoop Stanton

These were words from Walter Yurkiw last week talking about how neighborhoods change. Walter cited that no one knows their neighbors anymore. He couldn’t have been on point if he was reciting his own name. The New York Post reported a story on a doctor who has a hard time finding platonic friends as most of her friends are in relationships. The doctor is subscribed to an app to find platonic friends. We have the ability to communicate to the other side of the planet in real time, but we don’t know who’s our next door neighbor. It’s either because we are much more transient, and we are too self absorbed to know who is living next to us, or we don’t care. And for too many of us, were too busy working, taking our kids to soccer practice, and running to Walmart on the weekend.

Here’s my advice for the good doctor: go out! Go online and find what interests you and go out. About 4 years ago, I went to some sort of conservative function at a bar. I was doing the show remotely on a flip phone. Some dude asked if I wanted to meet the man who put the event together. Sure, the show was bombing. The man came on and killed. This man would change my life forever. The man is Ed Huebner! I met so many people who I call family because of my love of radio! Trust me, it works!

Bruce Springsteen announced a spring tour! He’s starting in Minneapolis and ending in Washington, DC! The above are the cheapest tickers available for Springsteen from Ticketmaster!

In an interview with the Minnesota Star Tribune the Boss said: “The tour is going to be political and very topical about what’s going on in the country,” What? Removing dangerous illegal aliens from drug gangs and the cartels? Then we get:

“The E Street Band is built for hard times,” he said. “It always was. These are the moments when I think we can be of real value and real worth to the community.”

Built for hard times? Springsteen and company haven’t had hard times since 1974. The year before “Born to Run” was released. Springsteen is worth $650 million and $1.2 billion! He could literally pay for the entire tour and not change his lifestyle. But the Boss had to come out with a song about Minneapolis and ICE: because his fans are dying!