SEVEN FIVE RADIO

Actor/director Ron Howard decided to have some sort of Happy Days virtual reunion with former cast members including Henry Winkler, Donnie Most, Anson Williams, and Marion Ross. The purpose of this is to raise money for the Wisconsin Democratic Party. One cast member who will not appear is Scott Baio, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump. I follow Baio on Twitter. Here is my idea of how the Happy Days characters would be holding up after the 1960’s counterculture revolution.

Howard and Marion Cunningham: Howard’s hardware store was looted and burned in the Milwaukee race riot of 1967. Howard took the insurance money and retired. Cunningham Hardware is now a Goodwill. Howard died in 1980. Marion died in a abusive nursing home in 1989.

Richie and Lori Beth Cunningham: Moved to California to be the big screen writer. Richie ended up writing scripts in the booming adult film industry and for local television commercials. The Cunningham’s became swingers and ended up divorced. Richie Jr is a recovering addict.

Arthur Fonzarelli “The Fonz”: Sold his share of Arnold’s and Bonko’s Garage, concentrating on teaching shop at Jefferson High School. Fonize is accused of numerous inappropriate relationships with females. Fortunately the Milwaukee Teachers Union saved Fonzie’s job and he ended up pushing paperwork for the school bus fleet until retirement.

Potsie Weber: Became a social worker. Also comes out of the closet. Milwaukee is not not tolerant of the LGBT community, so Potsie moves to San Francisco where he contracts a strange disease affecting primarily gay men.

Ralph Malph: Became an optometrist. Unfortunately some of his patients eyesight became more impaired as he issued glasses with the wrong prescription. He had no malpractice insurance as it was not even available at the time, so he lost everything and was a manager of comedy clubs until he died in 1999.

Jennie Piccolo: Became a feminist in the Women’s movement in the 1970’s. She also decided to become a lesbian. She became a teacher of Women’s Studies at UCLA.

Chachi and Joanie Arcola: After a failed music career, Joanie and Chachi move back to Milwaukee. Chachi joins the Milwaukee Fire Department. Joanie becomes a Catholic school teacher. Chachi rises to the rank of Lieutenant, but is constantly passed over for Captain thanks to Affirmative Action. The Arcola’s had 4 kids.

Walter Yurkiw and I always talk about “White Bred America.” The people from middle and upper middle class homes who haven’t experienced the joys of diversity up close and personal, and swallowed the bullshit on the PC culture in college and vote Democrat!

Where I live I see Black Lives Matter Flags and signs on people’s homes that sell for over $500,000. Needless to say, I don’t live in these neighborhoods. These so called educated people bought the lie of Ferguson and Minneapolis. They bought the bullshit on “systemic racism.” And these people don’t see the common issues in the inner city; poverty. Which breeds crime. And who lives here: black people. It is what it is. And they don’t realize the higher the crime rate, the higher the police interaction with people. And today my kids doctor was wearing a Black Lives Matter wristband. I was old enough to be the doctors father! Trust me, this doctor did not grow up in the ghetto nor lives there today!

But tell these parents that their kids will be bused to failing, majority colored schools or the black or brown kids are coming to their kids schools and these parents all of a sudden make George Wallace and Bull Connor look like bleeding hearts! Same thing for low income housing! These assholes all love diversity until it directly affects them.

Our not so sexy intern Mike Garren who is our Marketing Director, I-75 Raceway’s marketing guy, hosts podcasts with our friends at I-75, and sometimes does his own podcast also has a full time job as a member of the Chippendale’s Male Revue until his on the job injury, has a new gig until his foot heals!

Mike is now spinning records on your way to work on the tunedinradio.us! And unlike most morning radio shows, he is flying solo. And unlike most “Classic Rock” stations, if he has it, he will play it! How many times do we hear Pinball Wizard, Love Her Madley, Fool in the rain, Ramblin’ Man and every other overplayed song for 25 years? Not Mike. Tune in Monday October 19 starting at 7am and listen to the man that Wolfman Jack would envy!

All of my kids are doing the distance learning, despite the fact COVID is not affecting school aged kids. So for Columbus Day, one of my kids Social Studies watched a video concerning Christopher Columbus! Click below!

I was beside myself! They trash Columbus, then they talk about one earth, one people one love! Guess who wasn’t present!? Yup, the white people! Also look for the Black Lives Matter supporters in there too! I told my kids that the Stanton family celebrates Columbus Day and not whatever bullshit they are calling it today! And you bet your ass I emailed the principal to raise the bullshit flag! People. you have to pay close attention to what garbage the schools are feeding your kids! And unfortunately I can’t afford to send my kids to private school!

Despite whatever Columbus alleged to have done, he sailed halfway around the world in three little ships on wind power, and only so much food and freshwater and could only navigate by the stars! And he made it back! Meanwhile, the natives he came across didn’t do jack!

Walt, Mike, Jim Lancia, and yours truly on together at the same time! Now mind you Walter and Mike never spoke to Jim and usually with a group of people on the air they step all over each other! Just look at The Political Cesspool with James and Keith! Keith steps over himself when he is by himself! Not us! But when even if me, Walter, Mike and a guest come on, I guess we will still be The Four Horsemen, because we don’t book scrubs! I had a blast and the comments were off the chain! Below is Mike Garren in his home studio recording it for YouTube!