SEVEN FIVE RADIO

This past weekend, I attended TWO kids birthday parties! And I hate kids’ birthday parties! You drive to some place you had your kids birthday. You see a frantic mother and father try to keep it together. And if your child doesn’t see the guest of honor, you have to ask. “ Excuse me, is this the party for Timmy O’Toole?” “No, this is the party for Guang Xu.” So, you get to the  party and you know no one because its all students from your kids class, and you don’t have the time to go to the PTA, PTO or whatever the hell is called in your neck of the woods. Now your standing around not knowing anybody, as there is nothing to do and usually nothing for the parents! The parents already shelled out a mortgage payment for this rip off joint, so its “Screw the parents.” I know because I have been there. I argued with my kids mother on who’s going to pay for it and I had to be cheap! So no food, or drinks. And I don’ t know anyone and I just arrived! So now I look around for some “eye candy.” And its always the Real Housewives of Costco. And the fathers are all tools. None of these dads worked in a maximum security jail or traveled through the Suez Canal (I did both!) They see me as that dysfunctional dad you see pop up in sitcoms that don’t make a lot of money and drinks too much!

Now the kids eat, and you don’t! Your starving and that premade garbage pizza looks like a Ribeye from Morton’s or Ruth Chris! And you get none because the hosts only ordered for the kids. If you are lucky, you will get one slice of pizza! Just one! Then its cake time! And its too small. When the cake is cut, the kids complain about the tiny portions! At least when I was married, my then wife made sure there was enough cake to go around and take home! For her! In the past, kids used to open the presents. Now, no presents as the establishment has to get the room ready for the next bunch of suckers! So now the kids get a goodie bag with candy they don’t need as they are full of sugar and junky toys that are going to fill your kids toy box even more!!!!

But like Jon Taffer, I offer solutions. First; keep the guest list small. Just your kids closest friends. Not the entire class. Today schools want you to invite everyone. Everyone gets a piece of cake! No! Second; hold the party where you can bring your food. A pizza from Papa John’s is cheaper than a pizza from Chuck E. Cheese. Also the soda and other snacks are also much cheaper at the store. Third: get your cake from a store or bakery, even if you have to buy the food from a place. And get a cake one size bigger than the bakery suggests. Fourth: if you serve pizza, serve only cheese and pepperoni. Don’t get those fancy pies with pineapple, vegetables or cheesesteak! Fifth: if you do want to use party bags, buy the premade ones. It will save time and your sanity. Sixth: do not forget the parents. Have some adult beverages available. Feed them. Hell, you might even make a friend!

Years ago when one of my kids was in girl scouts, I had to go to a bridging ceremony. It was held at another family’s home. It was a nice house in a nice neighborhood, far away from my part of town. The family had an impressive liquor supply! Now for the food. It was all labeled Great Value. I know this brand. Because I shop at Walmart all the time! It was all cheap shit. Including the hamburgers. It was the burgers you threw on the grill and they shrank! And the Walmart buns were crap too! It was a hot summer afternoon. There was maybe a six pack of soda, juice boxes and little bottles of water!!!!! I was so pissed! These people did not want to put out a decent spread!

A piece of shit that was harassing people on a subway will harass  no more. An illegal alien ex-con punched a lady and got what he

Devictor Ouedraogo, 36, was hassling other commuters on board a northbound J train approaching Marcy Avenue in Williamsburg Tuesday evening when he started arguing with Jordan Williams, 20, and his gal pal, the sources said. 

During the clash, Ouedraogo, of Bedford-Stuyvesant, socked the woman in the face, the sources said. 

Williams, of Hollis, Queens, then knifed the alleged aggressor in the chest, according to the sources. 

The wounded man stumbled out of the train and onto the platform, the sources said. 

If the government did their job, Devictor Ouedraogo would be on the outside looking in. He had no right to be here! But no; he has to be a foreign piece of shit! This proves the saying: when seconds count the police are only minutes away. I am not saying to be Paul Kersey, but you do have the right to defend yourself as well as other people!

US Code Title 18  Section 2381: Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or imprisoned and fined, and incapable of holding any U.S. office.”

What about the Federal crime of bribery?

US Code Title 18 Section 201, Section B Subsection 2:

Being a public official or person selected to be a public official, directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity, in return for:

(A)

being influenced in the performance of any official act;

(B)

being influenced to commit or aid in committing, or to collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or

(C)

being induced to do or omit to do any act in violation of the official duty of such official or person;

The Biden family received over $10 million from foreign sources such as China, Romania, Russia and Ukraine. And were worried about files in Donald Trump’s house? Biden had a prosecutor in Ukraine fired for his investigation in the Biden corruption. And Donald Trump was impeached, because he asked President Zelenskyy to look into the firing of the prosecutor who was looking into Hunter Biden! This nation is finished!

We are over a year away from the 2024 presidential election, and the GOP dance card is already full! You have household names such as Asa Hutchinson, Vivek Ramaswamy, Perry Johnson, and Doug Burgum as well as Chris Christie and Mike Pence are on the campaign trail. Why? Because they want a job. Not the job as president, but a job to promote themselves. You have candidates that run for president, “suspend” their campaign and then get a new gig! Mike Huckabee has a show on Newsmax that looks like something from Branson, MO. Michelle Bachman is a Dean at Regent University and a shill for the Fellowship of Christian and Jews. Rick Santorum has done a number of ventures including consultant work.  

Don’t look for the bottom feeders of the GOP do go anywhere. While at CPAC earlier this year, some attendees acting like teenage girls at a Taylor Swift concert were screaming “We want Trump!” The only problem they weren’t screaming at the 45^th President, but Nikki Haley!

The GOP isn’t the only party with people looking for a big pay day. Remember Bernie Sanders in 2016? He went after the “millionaires and billionaires.” In 2020 he was trashing only billionaires. Why? Because the communist became a millionaire!

This is not, repeat not a joke or something from the Babylon Bee!

WASHINGTON — During CPR-AED awareness week, MedStar Health is teaming up with local sports teams to educate people on how to use an AED, or automated external defibrillator, and give CPR. 

The hospital system also wants to highlight the racial and gender disparities in who receives CPR outside of the hospital setting. According to Dr. David Gordon, a critical care physician with MedStar, women, Black, and Hispanic people are less likely to receive help from a bystander when experiencing cardiac arrest for a variety of reasons. 

This takes the cake! There are racial and gender disparities in everything now! Racial Disparities is the new Boogie Man and not John Wick! Like everything else, its not the white man’s fault. It’s simply each individual’s desire to be CPR certified! But; the media has to throw racial disparities into giving basic medical assistance! In the immortal words of Mark Dice: What’s next? Diets are racist!? Wait! What’s this!?