Spokesperson of the year!

Planet Fitness is a fitness center best described as Average Joe’s gym after acquiring Globo Gym. (Look up the movie Dodgeball.) Unlike most gyms, the women there look like me! Recently Planet Fitness has decided to hire a spokesperson. A female rapper who calls herself Megan thee Stallion. Recently she released a new song called “Hiss.” It is a typical rap song dropping the N-word and f-bombs talking about sex. Enjoy!

I have two issues. What ever happened to decency? Decades ago, you didn’t see the 2 Live Crew or Andrew “Dice” Clay get endorsement deals, nor other people who worked “blue.” What was the Marketing Department at Planet Fitness thinking!? My other issue is with the demographics for my Planet Fitness, I think that Robert Plant would be a better spokesperson than Megan the horse!

Scoop calls out…….Sharon Stone!?

I have always been a fan of Sharon Stone (above). I feel she was robbed of the Oscar for her role in the Martin Scorsese movie Casino. I recently read that she is still single and she has been on some dating apps and has been on some disaster dates!

As for me, I am back on the market with no luck. I have been on some of these apps and gave up. Absolute garbage. So I did what I do best; be myself. I went on Instagram and sent a direct message to Ms Stone!

So far no response. The only issue is that Ms Stone lives in California and I live in DC. And I almost never leave town. I’ll keep you posted!

Tom, what are you thinking!?

As you know I (Scoop) love Tom MacDonald, and have promoted the hell out of him and love his collaborations with Adam Calhoun! Look here, and here! And I am not a fan of rap music. MacDonald is a rapper for us! He destroys the woke mob and his rhythm is off the chain. He is an independent rapper and does everything himself so nobody can tell him what to do or take his money for his hard work as the recording industry is some garbage!

His last track he collaborated with Ben Shapiro!!!!! Shapiro is everything I hate about conservative media that MacDonald hates about the music industry. Not to mention, Shapiro is no Calhoun! Face it; Shapiro is a nerd! Shapiro is all about the money! You want to hear his message; pay him! You want to watch some of his important material. Pay him! Shapiro will only go but so far on a limb not to get cancelled. As for patriotism, Shapiro does love a nation. But not the one he was born, raised, or made his money in. As for MacDonald. He’s originally from Canada and has put out more pro America material than just about anyone else!

And I’ll admit it, the song “Facts” is a catchy tune except the part Shapiro chimes in! Let’s hope it’s the last collaboration between McDonald and Shapiro. But since the song went #1 on some chart, that is likely not going to happen!

Below Mark Dice show exactly how Ben Shapiro is the face of Conservative Inc!

I just want to celebrate LIFE!

Earlier this week I became really sick from a possible case of food poisoning and also chest pains and labored breathing! I rushed myself to the ER nurse couldn’t find a vein. I have small veins for some reason. She went to find somebody who could poke me. As I lay in pain for seems to be half an hour I start calling and texting everyone! My father said to rub some dirt on it and walk it off! After I made all notifications, I was still by myself! So I do a Scoop thing; I look at Danila Rodrigues’ Instagram account! I’m not kidding! If I did get called home, That would be the last thing I would see before breaking on through. And who ever processed my personal items get to see the best Instagram account known to man!

I’m on the quick road to recovery as it wasn’t that serious. But: thank you all who gave your well wishes including: Walter, James Edwards, Charlie LeDuff, Ed Huebner, Gracie Pearl, and especially Danila. This lady texted me at 3:30 am! With people like these I’ll be a 100% in no time!