New York City Condom Shortage

The City of New York has a shortage of condoms. You can still go to Walgreens or a bodega for a three pack, but I’m talking free condoms that the city government provides to citizens at taxpayer expense! It gets even better The city is also running short of lubricant too! Should taxpayers be on the hook for free condoms!?

On one hand, condoms will prevent the spread of diseases, and pregnancy which will prevent further drain on social services for taking care of other people’s kids or the illnesses that come from STD’s! Face it, those grabbing the free condoms are not the most responsible residents of Gotham. On the other hand, if two people can’t put enough money for a three pack, then they probably shouldn’t do the “ditty bop!” I don’t want to subsidize someone else’s fun! Nobody subsidized my fun! Then again, a three pack lasted Scoop a long, long time! In terms of the personal lubricant, maybe Eric Adams can call the feds and borrow a couple of gallons of lube from Sean “Puffy” Combs who won’t be having any “Freak Offs!”

The death of tongue in cheek humor

Portage County Ohio Bruce Zuchowski made a comment on Facebook that if Kamala Harris win the presidency people should write down the addresses of homes with Harris for president signs so illegal aliens can live in their homes. Obviously this was done tongue in cheek! And Harris supporters are flipping their wigs!

Nobody is writing addresses down.

Nobody is dropping off illegal aliens

Nobody is coming to your door.

The people flipping out remember what Ron DeSantis did when he shipped illegal aliens to Martha’s Vineyard!

Please help a family that lost a child

By Danila Rodrigues (via Facebook)

Hello my dear friends and DMV (DC, Maryland and Virginia) community.

I hope you’re doing well. I wanted to reach out about a heartbreaking situation that’s affected my dear friend Whitney and her family. Her 5-year-old son Zay recently passed away, and as you can imagine, this is an incredibly difficult time for them. Unfortunately, they are not financially prepared for the funeral expenses.

We’re hoping to come together as a community to help alleviate some of this burden so Whitney and her family can focus on grieving and honoring Zay’s memory. Any contribution, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.

If you’re able to help or know someone who might be willing to, please let me know by sharing this gofundme link .Your support during this challenging time would mean so much to them.

Thank you for your kindness.

Editors note: We never ask anyone to donate money to anything before we donate first.

What to do when the FBI comes by!

Jeremy Kauffman posted a video of two gentlemen coming to his house identified as FBI Special agents. They would not show their credentials and were not driving a car with government plates. Kauffman refused to stop recording and the men refused to show their credentials. Kauffman also refused to answer any questions. Good! You don’t have to answer questions. That’s your right!

Note: the video quality is not the best as I had to record the video on my phone as I could not download the video because I refuse to pay Elon more money!

Here we go again!

President Trump was targeted again for an assassination attempt. Again! Luckily this PoS Ryan Routh was not able to discharge his weapon, and President Trump was not harmed.

As for the shooter, Routh is 58 year old construction worker who recently moved to Hawaii from North Carolina with an extensive rap sheet, including a felony conviction. We have some serious questions.

How did this man know where Trump would be when his schedule wasn’t made public?

Routh went to Ukraine to fight in the war. Who recruited him? Who trained him? Who would want a 50 something year old man on the front line?

How did this convicted felon get a rifle?

How did this man afford to fly from Hawaii to Florida? From the looks of his truck, and changing jobs from North Carolina to Hawaii, it doesn’t appear Routh has that much disposable income.