Author: scoopstanton

By: Scoop Stanton

This week a news report came out stating that conservatives are much more happier than liberals. I could have told you that as I have a pinko commie relative who’s in therapy! Here’s a tale of the tape.

Scoop: I have no money, make a pretty good salary, drive a PoS, have plenty of bills, live in Fred Sandford’s house, with no hope of a girlfriend! I am divorced and have kids! My Liberal relative makes good money, has no bills, been around the world, lives in a place George Jefferson would be proud of, and has a so-called boyfriend for 5 years. But was never married and has no kids.

Ever since 2016, libs have been flocking to therapists for TDS. There was a reprieve in 2020 but now its back in style. Like miniskirts, alcoholic seltzers or 80’s hair!
As for me, what keeps me from going bonkers is my family. I love hanging out with my kids. I try to teach them right from wrong, how to throw a football, American history and how the world really is. Then there’s the rest of the family. My circle of friends has exploded within the past two years! These awesome people keep me humble, keep me on my toes and keep me on the straight and narrow. Look at the awesome lady who had to take the selfie with me! 75 Radio’s own Danila Rodrogies! Thanks Dani! I have met so many people and done so many things I swear it’s like I’m dreaming. But leave it to Walter and Mike to keep me grounded!

SECDEF Pete Hegseth ordered the USNS Harvey Milk to change its name! And of course the left is not happy about it. To be blunt, a ship was named after Milk because of his involvement in the gay rights movement. That’s it! Milk did serve in the Navy, and of course the left is talking about Milk as if he was Chester Nimitz or Chris Kyle! What the left conveniently left out that Milk was dating a 16 year old boy at one time!

There are hundreds of thousands of other sailors that the Navy could name a boat after. People such as Chris Kyle, Doris Miller, Carl Brashear, William McGonagle, the skipper of the USS Liberty, Mike Rakebrandt or even Scoop Stanton! Ok, not Scoop!

Photo courtesy of: Danila Rodrigues!

The New York State legislature wants to ban nonstick pans! We’re not making this up! Non-Stick pans have been around for 60 years and is not on RFK Jr’s hit list. Well, the New York State legislature wants to protect the remaining citizens in the Empire State. The State legislature could:

-Pass legislation declaring New York is no longer a sanctuary state and work with ICE to deport criminal illegal aliens. (That would reduce their voter base.)

– Repeal bail reform and lock up dangerous criminals. (Again, reduce the left’s voter base.)

-Open up the state mental hospitals so people aren’t pushed in front of motor vehicles or subway trains. (They want the mentally ill the right to roam free and menace law abiding citizens.)

-Bring back capital punishment. (They value criminal rights more than yours.}

-Make New York an open carry state. (They hate guns.)

-Ban cigarettes. (New York would lose millions of dollars!)

A CNN reporter was fired after a Florida jury awarded a Navy veteran $5 million in a defamation case!

Reporter Alex Marquardt alleged that veteran Zachary Young took advantage of Afghan citizens when the disastrous withdrawal of US forces in Afghanistan took place. So Mr. Young taking a page from the Kyle Rittenhouse playbook sued and won! This is a win win for the American people. CNN is out some money and Marquardt is out of a job!

On 75 Radio we live by three rules: no cursing, no slander and don’t suck. If you’re a regular listener, you know two of the three rules are broken every week. But: we are adamant on making sure we have a legitimate story. Sure, we will theorize or guess, or go off the wall to be funny, but we have killed countless stories because we couldn’t verify. CNN should take a lesson from us!