SS 75 Radio

By: Scoop Stanton

Well, thanks to the 8-year success of 75 Radio, we have received a very generous bonus from Liberty News Radio based on our ad revenue and ratings. Some of the things the money could have been used for include: A new truck for Walter, an expansion of DR Wellness and Aesthetics for Danila, college for all of Mike’s kids and retirement for Ed! Well, instead of that, I made a purchase. I bought a boat! I’m calling it the “Orca” from the movie “Jaws.” It looks a little like the Orca too. It’s not as quite as seaworthy per Coast Guard regulations, so with a little elbow grease, and the rest of the bonus money, she’ll be shipshape by December! I told the 75 Radio Spokesmodel next summer she’ll be laying on the deck getting a tan. Her response was: “Not without a tetanus shot, a life jacket and $1,000,000 in life insurance!” Next summer we’ll be doing shows live from the boat with a bunch of hot chicks! I want to thank everyone who helped us buy the pride of the fleet!

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