New York City is going to Poop!

New York City is going through another crisis! This time it’s dog poop! And Mayor Mamdani is not to blame. With the lack of snow removal and trash inconsiderate dog owners are not picking up their pet’s business. With the snow and ice it was cover and forgotten about. Now as the great thaw taking place those frozen logs are melting and are now all over the sidewalks of Gotham!

This makes us mad for a number of reasons. First; we all love dogs. We own dogs or have owned dogs. Danila’s dog Snickers has its own Instagram account, with more followers than Scoop Stanton! Second; it’s simply disgusting, messy and unsanitary. Third: New York City residents think that they are the greatest people to ever walk the face of the earth. They think they are better than the people in “flyover country.” Yet they leave their dog’s business in the street for someone to smell and possibly step in it!

New York, do us all a favor; clean up your act! Pick up the dog poop! It’s not that hard!