Say it ain’t so (Tampon) Tim!?

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has decided not to see re-election! This is terrible news for us! Governor Walz has given us hours of materials. He is the lowest when talking about “low hanging fruit.” He gave us the tampons in the boy’s room, the stolen valor, the mishandling of a shotgun, his visit to China, the debate where he got walloped by JD Vance and now the fraud scandal in Minesota. Walz was also responsible for our best segment ever!

We’re gonna miss Ol’ Timmy. No more kicking him around anymore. But, I’m sure the taxpayers of Minnesota are happy!

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