By: Scoop Stanton
Well, it’s that time of year. Walter and myself having a birthday. And like last year we had at the same venue as last year. I’m not going to name it until I speak to management. I told everyone that I was wearing new clothes from Swan Song clothing. Swan Song was the record label Led Zeppelin started. So I wore the same dark suit with a Led Zeppelin tie instead of the Rolling Stones tie! I rented a room and told the hotel that I was coming, bringing people and doing the show! The hotel couldn’t have been any nicer. But, we’ll get to that later!
Our Field Producer Ed Huebner showed up wearing a tuxedo, with a vest and no shirt. I didn’t blink an eye. This is 75 Radio! I told Ed we look like the Pimps from Hell! Brian Sussman also showed up in a tuxedo, with a shirt. I called him Double O nothing, but he earned the title 007, more on that later.
At the bar, the party was in full swing! The ladies looked amazing as always, especially our spokesmodel, Danila Rodrigues!
And our Field Producer Ed Huebner brought a photographer to the shindig! A very nice lady named Delaney Young She had the monumental task of photographing this event and she did a great job! Everything was going swimmingly! We cut the cake, and we also celebrate the birthday of the lovely Selamawit Yirga! Now it’s showtime!
I set up my computer and we are off! The first five minutes is red hot and rolling! Then the receptionist lady told me I couldn’t do the show unless I signed a waiver! I said I’ll sign it and I’m live on the radio! No dice! I find Ed who’s lighting candles for a birthday cake for Jackie Davila! I yelled: “Ed! The lady won’t let me do the show! Go fix it!” Ed was going to give the hotel staff a very bad day. I find poor Bian Sussman and put him to work. I asked him to find me a room, quick! And he did! I’m scrambling and setting up and Danila is coming on! Hot Damn! And Delany is there to photograph this special moment!
We’re back from the break and I’m about to bring Dani on and……………………………..we get shut down again! Meanwhile Ed is about to tune up someone and Brian is trying to let us to the show. The lights are off and Walter and Mike are doing the show and I take pictures with Danila in the dark!
God damn it she’s a beautiful woman! So I’m back on the phone and another guest who’s name I keep forgetting came on and wished me a happy birthday and to find a nice woman so she can change my diapers when I’m 90! And Mike said its a fact that I’m ugly and wear diapers! Then Ana Estevez comes on and talks to Walter! She loves The Seven Five! I have two more ladies come on as we’re talking about Dora the Explorer Eric Adams and the people going after Kash Patel’s girlfriend. We finish the show and go to a place called the 219 Club. It’s a cigar bar! But, me, Ed and some of the ladies are there and the R and B group were smoking! We all left and I went back to the room and drank more! And woke up feeling like poo!
I want to thank everyone who showed up! Just you being there meant a lot to me! Your cards and gifts were special! Special shout out goes to Ed Huebner for working his ass off! We just don’t throw around titles, Ed earned it! Shout out to Delaney Young for photographing this car wreck known as 75 Radio, Brian Sussman for jumping in for us, Danila just because, and Walter and Mike for keeping us afloat. The past two weeks were something else! You people make me what I am today!
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