
WTF is this!?
By: Scoop Stanton
Today, I went to Springfield, Virginia for another No King’s protest. I can sum it up in two words: Holy Shit! First, this event was held in Springfield, VA not near an Aldi, Lidl or Hispanic Supermarket that are in Springfield, but near a Trader Joe’s! Trader Joe’s is not popular in the economically disadvantaged neighborhoods and they don’t sell Coors Banquet in tall boys! The parking lots were loaded with Subaru cars. Subaru’s are a status symbol for leftists. These people drive all-wheel drive cars in a flat urban/suburban area with a mild climate. And these cars are made overseas! So much for supporting union labor!

I loved you in Jaws!
The people were all white! Not a brown face anywhere. Hoorah DEI! And they were old! I thought it was an AARP rally. The other demographic were the Ozempic users. Most women. I said time and time and time again, conservative women are smoking hot! Just look at Karoline Levitt, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Kari Lake, Alessandra Griffitt and of course our own Danila Rodrigues! Intelligent, beautiful, classy women who can go for a walk instead of a buffet and who’s idea of a three way does not involve a pint of Ben and Jerry’s on a Saturday night!
Besides all the obvious signs, for some reason people were dressed in costume and had snarky signs including a sign that read “RESIST” where there were leftist symbols in the sigh like the old “coexist” bumper stickers. For this sign the “I” was the black fist which looked like a huge phallus and the “T” was women ovaries!

So I guess these people are mad that King Trump is making world peace break out!
