A woman for Scoop!

By: 75 Radio staff writers

As you all know Scoop Stanton’s love life is nonexistent. One Valentine’s Day he went on a horse and buggy ride, rode the Tunnel of Love, and went to an authentic Italian restaurant with the red and white checkerboard tablecloths and the candle sticking out of the empty wine bottle by himself! His preference in women are: Brazilian, models, and Brazilian models!

But; we have found someone perfect for Scoop. Former Congresswomen and current candidate for California governor, Katie Porter! Porter has the perfect temperament for Scoop.

And that’s on camera! Off camera she is quite the treat! Her ex-husband alleges that Porter called him a “f-ing idiot” and “f-ing incompetent” and broke a glass coffee pot because the house wasn’t clean enough! Porter also allegedly told her ex-husband that he was “too f-dumb” to operate a cell phone. And he didn’t read the directions on the mashed potatoes and Porter was upset at her husband so she dumped the potatoes on his head!

We can only imagine the spark between Scoop and Katie. Let’s hope these two can hook up!

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