Mayor Trump!?

By: Scoop Stanton

“If you spit, we will hit.”

Monday Donald Trump held a press conference where the federal government will take over control of the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia (MPD). Trump is also putting federal cops and the National Guard in the streets. President Trump is sick and tired of DC being a crime ridden hell hole, and he’s stepping in and cleaning up the mess! As a District of Columbia crime victim, this is music to my ears.

Thanksgiving last year I got my car stolen. I also got 14 speed camera tickets where I had to go online 14 times and tell the DC government that my car was stolen. God forbid that MPD would have a License Plate Reader (LPR) to track stolen cars!

Overall I think MPD is a horrible organization. You have fat cops with beards and man buns on patrol in uniform! One time I had to go to a DC police station to report an accident. The fat cop behind the desk couldn’t give a shit and asked why I didn’t call 911? I ended up going online and completing the report myself. Mayor Bowser hired a DEI chief and the city council has done everything short of disbanding the MPD.

Then there’s the tents. Downtown DC looks like a campground with all the tents I see. Add to the fact that there’s a panhandler at every intersection.

The main cause of this mess is Mayor Muriel Bowser. As the District continues to fall apart, she has a gigantic Black Lives Matter sign painted on 16th St NW and bike lanes created causing the number of lanes for automobiles to decrease.

I’m not in favor of federal takeover of anything, but I’m on board this time to Make DC safe again!