Liberals are more depressed than conservatives!

By: Scoop Stanton

This week a news report came out stating that conservatives are much more happier than liberals. I could have told you that as I have a pinko commie relative who’s in therapy! Here’s a tale of the tape.

Scoop: I have no money, make a pretty good salary, drive a PoS, have plenty of bills, live in Fred Sandford’s house, with no hope of a girlfriend! I am divorced and have kids! My Liberal relative makes good money, has no bills, been around the world, lives in a place George Jefferson would be proud of, and has a so-called boyfriend for 5 years. But was never married and has no kids.

Ever since 2016, libs have been flocking to therapists for TDS. There was a reprieve in 2020 but now its back in style. Like miniskirts, alcoholic seltzers or 80’s hair!
As for me, what keeps me from going bonkers is my family. I love hanging out with my kids. I try to teach them right from wrong, how to throw a football, American history and how the world really is. Then there’s the rest of the family. My circle of friends has exploded within the past two years! These awesome people keep me humble, keep me on my toes and keep me on the straight and narrow. Look at the awesome lady who had to take the selfie with me! 75 Radio’s own Danila Rodrogies! Thanks Dani! I have met so many people and done so many things I swear it’s like I’m dreaming. But leave it to Walter and Mike to keep me grounded!