Andre is one of us!

By: Scoop Stanton

The smirking gentleman is Andre Soriano. He is the Jimmy Page of fashion. And he has been outed. His colleagues in the fashion industry turned their back on him. And he is not ashamed about it. Andre is a………………conservative!

Recently Andre posted this on social media. Andre had enough Karens come to his wonderful establishment located at: 199 Union Street Occoquan, VA 22125. Since Andre’s shop is located in the Washington, DC area I can imagine that a number of Karens saw the Women for Trump sign and gave Andre the business! So, Andre is doing a public service and providing the ladies who need some help the phone number and address for those who need mental health services. And yes, that is the phone number and address for Kaiser!

As a resident of the area I imagine that Andre put the sign up to 1) show his support for Donald Trump. 2) Keep the Karens away. Trump is liberal kryptonite. I imagine these Karens come in, buy a dress and complain to Andre over nonsense. “This dress makes me look fat.” Well madam you are five feet tall and approximately 250 pounds. Or: “I need to return this dress. It ripped when I got in a fight at a wedding with two other women.” Madam the dress was made for formal occasions. Not mixed martial arts.

I told Andre that I will buy a dress from him when my daughter gets married. But I won’t let her start dating until she’s 35!

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