A “75 Radio” Wedding!?

Who had THIS on their 2025 Bingo Card!?

The talent, staff and listeners from “75 Radio” as well as personalities from other shows on Liberty News Radio call ourselves “family” for the love we have for one another and the tight bonds we formed over the years. Now we are pleased (and shocked) to announce that “75 Radio” will actually become a family!

Scoop Stanton asked “75 Radio” Spokesmodel Danila Rodrigues for her hand in marriage! And she said yes (poor woman)! The happy event will take place exactly one year from today: April 1, 2026 at the Yhanundasis Town Hall in Yhanundasis, NY. The reception will be at the Roadkill Grill on Route 10 in Downtown Yhanundasis which boasts the best Puerto Rican and Greek food in Wanker County, NY. The happy couple will spend their honeymoon at the ¼ acre Stanton Compound with Scoop’s parents, bothers, sisters, nieces, nephews and 6 dogs! Mr. and Mrs. Stanton will enjoy the start of “Mud Season” where the snow melts and everything turns to mud.

“I am literally marrying the woman of my dreams! I am the happiest man in the world!” Said an excited Scoop. The future Mrs. Stanton was equally excited! “I’m going to be Mrs. Scoop Stanton!? Lucky me. Well that tax credit is really going to help me out . And he never wears his seatbelt and his family has a history of poor health, and he has a big life insurance policy.  It won’t be THAT bad.”

The lovely bride is a graduate of the University of Michigan and has completed a course in anatomy at Harvard Medical School. Besides being the World’s First Radio Spokesmodel, Danila is a nurse by trade, owns DR Wellness and Aesthetics and is also a successful model who appeared in New York’s Fashion Week numerous times.

The groom is a graduate with honors from a General Equivalency Diploma (GED) program and has attended Kee Business College. Scoop is a salesman for the Yellow Pages, a Collections Agent for D&G Collections LLC, and is a part time clerk at Fred’s Adult Emporium.

The couple has registered at Sak’s Fifth Avenue, Neiman Marcus as well as the Dollar Tree.

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