By: Scoop Stanton
I had the opportunity to attend an inaugural ball as a guest of Andre Soriano! I didn’t care if it was the Players’ Haters Inaugural Ball, I’m there!
This was the MAGA MAHA Crypto Ball at the ballroom of the MGM National Harbor just outside DC. It didn’t have to bother Danila on my clothing choice. Dark suit with the Rolling Stones tie! And of course there were plenty of beautiful ladies many of whom wore Soriano’s dresses. The thing about Andre he is one of the best fashion designers on the planet! But; since he is conservative, he is shunned by his industry, which is their loss.
Many, many ladies at the event!
I was hanging out enjoying the cocktail hour and here comes the Sultan of DC; Andre himself! Everyone at the ball from DC knew him and then some. I also saw a sign and some swag for something called Six Whiskey Revival. The alcoholic in me wondered if it was a liquor. The rest of me wondered if it was a band. Band it was. The band was as cool as can be. Like the dudes from Under the Covers, I asked if they played the Allman Brothers. They did! And they were opening their set with an Allman Brothers song! I haven’t been this happy since I got my car back with my booze!
The place was packed. And I sat at one of Andre’s tables! Yes! At the table were all friends with Andre (duh), all cool as shit! The food was great. The beef was going like toilet paper at Taco Bell! Then it was the entertainment portion. People giving speeches for Trump and crypto currency, the national anthem, the pledge of allegiance, a prayer, then Joy Villa. Villa was at the fashion shindig in November. Then some other guy who was dressed in an American flag suit sang two of his hit songs. Then Six Whiskey Revival was up. Then I heard the opening bass line for Whipping Post. I was in hog heaven! Nobody but a very few number of people knew that song! And they nailed it.
During the course of the evening, Andre was introducing me to the people he knew but I didn’t know yet. I did know some people from the various events I crash. One nice young lady and I were talking, intruding ourselves and getting to know one another. As were talking “YMCA” started playing and she wanted me to dance. Which I complied and executed poorly! Boy did I stink! As usual. And of course the night ended too early.
I’ll say one thing about us (conservatives).We love this country. We also love each other and everyone else. Not one conversation was bashing the left. All I heard was it was time to fix this country. It was up to us to do it. Also we are generous. Tip jars for the bar staff was overflowing. We also value hard work. One lady that was busing tables who was on the wrong side of 60 didn’t look too happy. Another attendee put other loose dishes in a pile, handed them to her and said “Thank you” which put a smile on her face.
But the man of the hour is Andre Soriano. He’s helping to put this event on. He invited literally everyone! Everyone wants to say hello and take selfies. You thought he was selling Trump crypto with the people saying hello. And he still took the time to make sure I’m having a good time. That’s says a lot about a man’s character. This meant a lot to me! There are too many people who are grifters, fake, phony, frauds, that use people to get what they want, then dispose of you like garbage. And unfortunately, too many of these folks are in the conservative movement. Not Andre and not by a long shot. At the end of the night, I made sure I gave my thanks to Andre. I told him that I was going to have him design a wedding dress for my daughter. When she’s 40! All jokes aside it was another great event with some of the greatest people in DC!
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