The City of New York has a shortage of condoms. You can still go to Walgreens or a bodega for a three pack, but I’m talking free condoms that the city government provides to citizens at taxpayer expense! It gets even better The city is also running short of lubricant too! Should taxpayers be on the hook for free condoms!?
On one hand, condoms will prevent the spread of diseases, and pregnancy which will prevent further drain on social services for taking care of other people’s kids or the illnesses that come from STD’s! Face it, those grabbing the free condoms are not the most responsible residents of Gotham. On the other hand, if two people can’t put enough money for a three pack, then they probably shouldn’t do the “ditty bop!” I don’t want to subsidize someone else’s fun! Nobody subsidized my fun! Then again, a three pack lasted Scoop a long, long time! In terms of the personal lubricant, maybe Eric Adams can call the feds and borrow a couple of gallons of lube from Sean “Puffy” Combs who won’t be having any “Freak Offs!”
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