The SOTU Biden should give!

“Good evening my fellow Americans. Tonight I’m here to deliver the State of the Union. I took some medication to control my dementia that’s not on the market. I want all of you to clap every chance you get even though I’m full of crap. The state of the union is in disrepair. We are thirty four trillion dollars in debt. Our dollar is losing its buying power because the printing presses are going at it 24 hours a day. That’s because there’s too much money in the economy. That’s why your grocery bill is still high as well as the price of gasoline. The fact I killed the Keystone Pipeline didn’t help either. And to slow things down, the Federal Reserve which has no almost no oversight raised interest rates so people can’t afford new cars or a home.

Here in Washington, we can’t balance a budget let alone pass a budget. Were almost at a shutdown. Again. This is the only institution on earth that takes in $4 trillion in revenue a year, and we can’t manage the money! Try that with a company or a household. So we are borrowing from China to pay for these social programs that keep people dependent on government. And speaking of China. They have us over a barrel. They own the politicians, the media and the land. Everyone in this room is in China’s pocket. Why do you think we let that weather balloon fly so far across the US for so long? Why do you think China is buying up farmland and land near military bases? Because they can. And there’s nothing you can do about it! And the House is not going to impeach me because; Congress is like professional wrestling. They talk trash against their opponents in front of the cameras; but when the cameras are off were doing lines of coke off a hooker’s ass together. Remember Madison Cawthorn!? Were all in it together! If I go down, so does everyone else! And I’m not going anywhere!

China isn’t our only problem beyond our shores. Iran is using money we gave them to enrich uranium. And they have intentions to use it. The US will do nothing as it may cost us votes on both sides. Meanwhile we will continue to support the people of Ukraine against the invasion of Russian aggressors! Here at home we will continue to make the novel Camp of the Saints a reality. We have over 30 million illegal aliens living here and not only are they not going home, but they will get food clothing shelter and all social services afforded to American citizens. I even flew in over 300,000 people from outside our border into the US, bypassing the fence. We have illegal aliens living in our police stations, schools and airports. Why? Its part of the plan. And again; don’t expect anything to be done about it.

Meanwhile; our cities are turning into Third World hellholes. We have to thank the training and SOP’s of the Minneapolis Police Department, Gorge Floyd and the media. Police have been rendered useless. Good cops are quitting in droves leaving municipalities lowering standards until you have the same caliber people as police officers as you do security guards. Meanwhile the government will continue to use their recourses to go after its enemies; MAGA Republicans, Catholics, public school parents, pro life advocates and gun owners. We will be implementing a Social Credit score like in China. It will affect the law abiding public, not our newest residents or the gang bangers. We will use every means necessary to get these people in line. Including using the IRS. They are not to look at our billionaire donors, but the idiots who still believe in: We the People. What our federal agents can’t get to, our friends in the media will continue to spread the propaganda and our friends in social media will continue to censor. Our political enemies will know not to mess with us. Just look at Donald Trump!

Our society will continue to fall apart as race relations deteriorate, thanks to Critical Race Theory and DEI, pushing the LGBTQ agenda on our kids confusing them and having uninformed parents make bad decisions, and gender roles are erased as transgenders dominate women sports. As this continues, it will become harder for people to find the person to settle down with, creating generations of broken homes. As this goes on, we will allow sports betting more common than going to church. As people worry about the over/under, companies such as Blackrock will continue to buy up homes, making home ownership even harder to achieve. We already made the 20 year mortgage a thing of the past.

You may ask why we are doing all of this? Its part of the plan. And by the way; the laptop and cocaine belonged to Hunter and I am the big guy!”

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