CPR is RACIST!

This is not, repeat not a joke or something from the Babylon Bee!

WASHINGTON — During CPR-AED awareness week, MedStar Health is teaming up with local sports teams to educate people on how to use an AED, or automated external defibrillator, and give CPR. 

The hospital system also wants to highlight the racial and gender disparities in who receives CPR outside of the hospital setting. According to Dr. David Gordon, a critical care physician with MedStar, women, Black, and Hispanic people are less likely to receive help from a bystander when experiencing cardiac arrest for a variety of reasons. 

This takes the cake! There are racial and gender disparities in everything now! Racial Disparities is the new Boogie Man and not John Wick! Like everything else, its not the white man’s fault. It’s simply each individual’s desire to be CPR certified! But; the media has to throw racial disparities into giving basic medical assistance! In the immortal words of Mark Dice: What’s next? Diets are racist!? Wait! What’s this!?