I wish I could take Doc Brown’s DeLorean to 1933 and talk to Adi and Rudi Dassler, the brothers who founded Adidas footwear and joined the Socialist Workers Party of Germany. Here’s what the conversation might go like.
Me: In the 1980’s three dark skinned men from America are wearing your footwear without shoelaces and making it a trend across America.
Dassler Brothers: What!?
Me: It gets better. In the 21st Century, you pay another black skinned man millions of Reichsmarks (Nazi Currency) per year for the right to sell his brand of sneakers!
Dassler Brothers: What!? Who allowed this insanity!?
Me: But don’t worry. Your company stopped doing business with this man.
Dassler Brothers: Good!
Me: Don’t get too excited. Adidas cancelled the agreement because the African from America said some bad things about the Juden!
Dassler Brothers: What!? Adidas likes the Jews!? What are you talking about!?
Me: And it’s safe to say that the Jews actually invested money in Adidas.
Dassler Brothers: What!? Who is ruining our company!?
Me: It’s gets even better. Adidas also makes clothing including swimwear.
Dassler Brothers: Okay, we expanded.
Me: Yep and in 90 years, people will look on a screen in a 21st century version of a catalog and see an Adidas swimsuit……….
Dassler Brothers: And?
Me: There is a male model modeling the swimsuit.
Dassler Brothers: Ok. Men wear swimming trunks.
Me: No. A man is wearing a woman’s swimsuit!
Dassler Brothers: What!? Are they insane!? Who does this!? What are they doing!? We must be the laughing stock of the world? That does it! We’re going out of business!
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