Well, the MillerCoors conglomerate joined the woke mob. In March, they posted a commercial on Youtube for Women’s History Month. The commercial berated the beer companies for putting out advertisements showing hot women drinking beer! Then Miller Brewing wants beer drinkers to send in those advertisements (I guess made of paper) back to Miller Brewing so they will be turned to mulch and eventually money or something will go to female brewers! Every woman portrayed was a Karen and a 3 at best! Miller obviously forgot who drinks their beer! Its not woke Karen’s with Prince Valiant hair and flannel shirts. Its men! Straight white men! Remember the Miller Lite commercials in the 1970’s and ‘80’s? You had icons such as John Madden, Bob Uecker, Bubba Smith, Mickey Spillane and even Eddie “Popeye” Egan. No Mary Tyler Moore, Betty White or Barbara Billingsley! Remember Spuds McKenzie? He was a female dog that like to party and he was always surrounded with hot chicks! If you think about it what would hot chick want with a dog!?
As for the females who do drink beer. Why wouldn’t a beer company market to hot females!? Girls like to go to the club, and instead of a mixed drink, why not beer!? I know of one hot chick who drinks Miller Lite. Until yesterday. And she follows me on Twitter!
It’s getting so hard to find a beer that is not woke. Bud Light is owned by Inbev which also owns Modelo, Corona, Beck’s, Bass Ale, Stella, and Boddington Ale. MolsonCoors also owns Peroni, Killian’s and Blue Moon. Here are a few breweries that are not woke or part of beer incorporated. Yuengling (pronounced Ying Ling). It’s not an Asian brewery, but America’s oldest Brewery. Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams), Genesee Brewing Company (Genesee), Stroh’s Brewery (Stoh’s, McSorley’s), Narragansett (The beer Quint drank in Jaws) and the FX Matt Brewery (Matt’s, Utica Club, Saranac).
