This is the greatest story since my divorce. The famous Shubert Theater in Manhattan has a phantom shitter! Last week Hillary and Chelsea Clinton went to the Shubert to see a performance of “Some Like it Hot.” During intermission, the house lights came on and the theater staff discovered two stool samples! It turns out that this wasn’t the first time either! The Shubert staff acted quickly and cleaned the area so the Clinton’s wouldn’t have to step in it or see it!
Personally, I wish the phantom pooper threw its business on the Clinton’s. Personally, I think that not only do the Clinton ladies think that their shit does not stink, but that they don’t even go poo! “That’s what the common people do.” I imagine Hillary telling her daughter. I’m still pissed what Hillary didn’t do in September, 2012, and her total disregard for operational security. As for Chelsea, she’s opening her mouth on shit she has no clue what she’s talking about. She got to where she’s at because of mom and dad. Seven figure contracts for a no show job!
SEVEN FIVE RADIO 