Washington is the loneliest……….

The US Census Bureau has determined America’s loneliest city is none other Washington, DC. The Census Bureau determined the loneliest city based on the number of single people who reside in a household. The third loneliest city is Alexandria, VA which is across the Potomac River from the District. I am not surprised whatsoever.

As a newly single gentleman, as I attempt to find a new mate, in the District of Columbia,  Michael Savage’s famous saying keeps popping in my mind: “Liberalism is a mental order.” I spent my hard earned money on dating apps. I see beautiful, educated, well-traveled women. But: on the profiles, they specifically stated “No MAGA, No Trumpers, No conservatives.” They also support BLM, and the Rainbow people, Dr. Fauci  and the pronoun nation! Ladies are absolutely flooded with responses. Men…….not so much. But the women want the “perfect man.” Rich, powerful, educated, physically fit, well established. You know, everything I’m not!

As for me, its’s hard to find a match. For whatever reasons my profile on multiple dating apps have women who look like guests on Maury Povitch! Then there’s the “Cat ladies” The slobs that look like they have a bunch of cats at home and have three ways with Ben and Jerry on Saturday night! Then there’s the political beliefs. 90% liberal! Unless they are smoking hot, I swipe left or reject them. The men here just as bad. Many of them not even interested in ladies. Others more interested in themselves than anyone else!

One thing I did learn from a “Mustang” while I was in the Navy. If a girl doesn’t meet your standards, lower your standards!

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