I want to apologize to all the servers in Northern Virginia who served Scoop and Mrs. Scoop. It’s not to hard to recognize us. Look for a fat man who is miserable and hopeless and a woman who is mad at her husband just because. My soon to be ex-wife is the World’s Shittiest Tipper! It’s one thing if you are short money or the service is trash, but I can’t explain why Mrs. Scoop sucks at tipping.
Both sides of my family were in food service/hospitality one time or another including all members of my family. I know how hard these people work and how they always get the short end of the stick. I try to take care of them the best I can. And on the flip side, restaurant employees are my best customers when I am driving for Uber. As for my soon to be ex-wife? I don’t know because her parents tip well!
It’s so bad now that almost every restaurant when my wife pays, the tip section is blank on the bill! Talk about embarrassing! If I have any cash, I slip it under something so the waiter or waitress get something. And sometimes its really good. I’m the poor version of Mr. Beast. Around Christmastime we went to the Cheesecake Factory. Someone gave us gift cards. If you ate there you know why there is no Cheesecake Factory in the ‘hood. We went on a Sunday. All of my family. This poor waiter busted his ass. And my wife gave a niggardly tip (it’s -ardly not -a or -er). I felt so bad for this guy I gave him a $25 gift card for a gas station. Tip wise it was almost $50%! He was that good and I felt so bad for the guy. My wife doesn’t believe that wait staff earn less than minimum wage. I tried to explain but……………
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