Parents should be glad for distance learing!

With distance learning going on for 2 and a half months, parents have no reason to complain that their lives are disrupted and turned upside down. The school board (some of whom who have no children or education experience) are on the first rung on the ladder of politics and know what’s best for us. Forget the report in Fairfax County, VA where distance learning is a disaster. Here’s how distance learning can improve your life.

First; you and your spouse get to spend more time at home and not at work. That’s money you could have spent on groceries, utility bills, medical co-payments and other luxury items. The days you do have to go into work, you can help the local economy by hiring babysitters. Second, you get to learn all about addition, subtraction, multiplication and division all over again as well as your ABC’s. You don’t have to worry about the potential for injury as you no longer go to the gym. You also save money on health co-pays as you can’t see your doctor as he or she does not have office hours past 4pm. Same thing with car maintenance, and getting your car washed! As for the more frisky parents you don’t have to be worried about becoming pregnant because your rare/occasional/frequent “nooners” are a thing of the past.

As parents your kids won’t be influenced by the “bad kids” in class as there are no other kids in our home. Also, as parents you save loads of money during birthday times as the kids won’t have any friends and the parents are too scared to take their kids anywhere.

I look forward for my kids to repeat the same grades for 2 or three times which gives me more time to save for college!

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