Thank God the Federal Government sent 15 FBI Special Agents to Alabama to investigate an alleged hate crime. Kudos to the FBI for eliminating child trafficking, kidnapping, voter fraud and Domestic Terrorism.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation decided that the line used in the shape of a loop (it was a poorly made noose) was in fact used to pull down the garage door at the Telladega Speedway! The non victim, Bubba Wallace didn’t even see it! He only knew about it when the president of NASCAR gave him a phone call. It turns out the knot was present since October 2019! The staff at Talladega hatched an elaborate plan over 8 months to “get” Wallace! Oh Boy!
So, after the dog and pony show on Monday where all of NASCAR was parading around a lousy driver, and it was found out nothing happened Wallace still still not done he went on Don Lemon’s show and spoke to Pissy Pants Whoopi Goldberg on The View to say the non noose was a noose and he was still hurt by the (non) incident, but will not back down. Back down from who? From what? If anything, Bubba has been given a free ride. The only thing Wallace needs to worry about is his position in the standings.
Wallace and NASCAR is going to ride the wave of publicity until the end. But NASCAR will not gain any more fans from CNN or The View fans. Social Justice Warriors do not and will not follow NASCAR. People from DC will not drive to Daytona, Bristol or Watkins Glen for a race.
